stannisfuckingbaratheon:

I’m sorry, but the top comments have me in stitches

the entire thing reads : 

“Ooh deary me

My little brother’s in Winterfell drinking mead

Now tell him he should come home so when he dies he’s near the sea

He can’t be bothered cos with Osha he’s trying to breed

I asked him very nicely if he’d raid the Stony Shore

I can’t even see him ‘cause he won’t speak to me any more

Don’t understand how anyone can be so bad at war

My baby brother Theon as an Ironborn you are poor

I only say it ‘cause I care

So please can you stop touching me there?

Ooooo Theon get up it’s a brand new day,

The cripple and the wildling have gotten away

You need to hunt them down because your men are gonna say.

“He’s such a fucking loser and he’s gonna end up flayed.”

Oh little brother do you have to be so thick,

I’m trying to help you out so can you stop being a dick.

It’s time that you and I sat down and dealt with all your shit,

And for fuck sake come on you gotta stop rubbing my clit.”

(via hemingwaylionthroatpunch)

(Source: blinkbunnie, via temilyandthemachine)

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lamamama:

#where’s sansa i have more horrifying things to tell her

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